Hey, no need to get nasty and stuff. I'm sure we've all got things from our teenage years that we don't want to come up easily on a keyword search. Ask me about it privately and I'll tell you, but this forum is relatively public.
As for screenshots, I bet I can totally see the pixels on yours! Those images are so easy to doctor! I'm no puppet, and I ain't afraid of no NSA. Wisely cautious, though, for sure.
Real talk, though: I'm not mad, just playing it safe.